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hey dude have you played BF3.  Its legit. LIKE ME;). BTW ( BY THE WYOMING). I died. JK

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So............Whats up? NM, thats boring, WBU, eating fruit salad.....yummy yummy ( Wiggles flashback). Did you see that show flash foward? They cancelled it, I thought it was legit but watever. So I got a nerf sword for Christmas. Its like so awesome/groovy/sweet/epic/legit ( You get the gist). SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 Im not sure what Im doing.  WIGGLES FOR LIFE.

update or downtime? BLEEP

OK guys I got some news for you. So far all my veiwers are from Russia and the USA sooooooo in my journey to conquest the world for the next month I am going to get people from AFRICA to  look at my blog (did you notice the double space?). How will I do it you ask?? I have nooooo idea. So you Russian guys should give me ideas since you guys are like really smart BUT NOT AMERICANS WE ARE IDOITS. ( see that will help me get veiws from the Middle East) Oh BTW ( Boom Tanks Wam) Im mostly not going to  post tommrow ( I did it again). So don't get you horses in a wad.

ching ching

well its that magical time of year again. MY BIRTHDAY! JK not really it is Jesus's birthday though ( even though he was born in the summer ). You know who that is right? No he is not the guy from the X Factor. He is in the number one best selling book in the history of forever/reverof. Well he was born and a bright light appeared in the sky/yks and some keepers of sheep went and worshiped him when he was a baby. If someone worshiped me when I was a baby I would think I was the big cheese. But he was like humble and stuff. I still don't know how he did it.

P.I.G political

BTW ( Butt trucks win) please don't be offended anyone. I just thought they were funny

so close!

That's the best thing he has done in his term

He went to first grade with your mom. BURN!

I hope my neighbors see this

dance time

 Many of you do not unknow that I am gamer/tool and play the xbox/gameboy and Im terrible. No really I stink at video games. I wish I was better........at gift wrapping. But I want to get Battle Field 3. My friend said it was legit, and I belived him. WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TOOL!!!!?? Not me. WHY ARE I YELLING? AM I YELLING IN YOUR HEAD?! This blog is pointless.

Sand castlelist

Well last night a girl/chick/egg told me to make a bucket list.....so I did. For those of you who dont know what that is ( like me ) Its a list of stuff to do before you die.  So I got bored and posted mine.
~eat a whole pizza in one sitting
~do serious parkour
~trade pants with a guy at a summer camp/day camp
~get a six pack....of doughnuts
~be taller than my sister
~slow dance
~time travel (to the furture not the past, so I dont create a paradox)
~take up space
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~have a baby and name him squshy
~ go green
~go bold
~make high school all region band
~pass clown college
~get super powers
~forget to make last one
~<ºj))))>< (its a fish)
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