tiiiiiiik tooooook

So............Whats up? NM, thats boring, WBU, eating fruit salad.....yummy yummy ( Wiggles flashback). Did you see that show flash foward? They cancelled it, I thought it was legit but watever. So I got a nerf sword for Christmas. Its like so awesome/groovy/sweet/epic/legit ( You get the gist). SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 Im not sure what Im doing.  WIGGLES FOR LIFE.

update or downtime? BLEEP

OK guys I got some news for you. So far all my veiwers are from Russia and the USA sooooooo in my journey to conquest the world for the next month I am going to get people from AFRICA to  look at my blog (did you notice the double space?). How will I do it you ask?? I have nooooo idea. So you Russian guys should give me ideas since you guys are like really smart BUT NOT AMERICANS WE ARE IDOITS. ( see that will help me get veiws from the Middle East) Oh BTW ( Boom Tanks Wam) Im mostly not going to  post tommrow ( I did it again). So don't get you horses in a wad.

ching ching

well its that magical time of year again. MY BIRTHDAY! JK not really it is Jesus's birthday though ( even though he was born in the summer ). You know who that is right? No he is not the guy from the X Factor. He is in the number one best selling book in the history of forever/reverof. Well he was born and a bright light appeared in the sky/yks and some keepers of sheep went and worshiped him when he was a baby. If someone worshiped me when I was a baby I would think I was the big cheese. But he was like humble and stuff. I still don't know how he did it.

P.I.G political

BTW ( Butt trucks win) please don't be offended anyone. I just thought they were funny

so close!

That's the best thing he has done in his term

He went to first grade with your mom. BURN!

I hope my neighbors see this

dance time

 Many of you do not unknow that I am gamer/tool and play the xbox/gameboy and Im terrible. No really I stink at video games. I wish I was better........at gift wrapping. But I want to get Battle Field 3. My friend said it was legit, and I belived him. WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TOOL!!!!?? Not me. WHY ARE I YELLING? AM I YELLING IN YOUR HEAD?! This blog is pointless.

Sand castlelist

Well last night a girl/chick/egg told me to make a bucket list.....so I did. For those of you who dont know what that is ( like me ) Its a list of stuff to do before you die.  So I got bored and posted mine.
~eat a whole pizza in one sitting
~do serious parkour
~trade pants with a guy at a summer camp/day camp
~get a six pack....of doughnuts
~be taller than my sister
~slow dance
~time travel (to the furture not the past, so I dont create a paradox)
~take up space
~                                                   
~have a baby and name him squshy
~ go green
~go bold
~make high school all region band
~pass clown college
~get super powers
~forget to make last one
~<ºj))))>< (its a fish)
~

sneeze*

Today I learned again that I am terrible at gift wrapping/dragon slaying. Maybe I should get lessons before my butt gets burned off ( that would be funny), as for the gift wrapping I'm paying some lady to do it next year (not being sexiest, just its always old Lady's). On the bright side I'm a major in Halo. AWESOME.

Christmas list time! Boo Yaa!

OK guys you ready for some awesomeness? WHAT???????? YOU NO BELIEVE ME!!!!???!?! Oh well, I don't care.
1: A pet monkey that is potty trained
2: A years subscription to Muppet's magazine
3: A time machine so I could go slap your momma when she gave birth to you. BURN!
5: A french horn that when I play a note above B flat will make anyone listening fall asleep and dream about Elvis ( But now me, I'll dream about french toast)
4: your mom.........ANOTHER BURN!
6: A personal assistant
7: A pair of shoe that don't exist but I dreamed about them. They were (as the cool kids say) "pimping".

mug shots of eggnog..........JK just mugshots

Ok today we are going to play a game Ill post a mugshot and we are going to guess why they got arrested

Threatening a boy named Peter to give him Tinker Bell

Harassing little girls

I have no idea what he got arrested for, but I think he got arrested while he was shaving in the bus station restroom

Telling people he is the Silver Surfer

Let me know your guesses in the comments

Or else.....

christmas carrols........ GANSTA STYLEZ

OK here I go.......to see the wizard. Anyone else notice Christmas Carols are becoming more and more poppy/modern/irritating,  Like the other day I heard the Heat Miser theme song transformed into a screamo. Hey...is that a scarecrow. Can we not keep a good Christmas Carol the was It was meant to be????oh no that's the witch. But on the bright side we are only NINE DAYS AWAY FROM CHRISTMAS. On the ninth day of Christmas my love interest gave to me, nine singers being stupid

P.I.G (pics I googled)

Here today I am going to show you pics that I goolgled for because I am to lazy to write a post

So true

It begins.......

This is for you Ms.Alex

Guess who cried at the end of toy story

(hint: its not the dog)

MaKers123

Makenzie who is this?
She posted about me?
She is my buddy....sorta:)
we goof.we play.we dance
we TWIRL
we goooooood friends
She no hater



Haha, check her out she is all new to it but watever we still love her
makerz123.blogspot.com

title fail*

OK I am bored so I made a list of things I would do if I was president.
*Have chocolate fountains in schools instead of water fountains
*Call a press conference just to show america cute cat videos
*have the Iron Man theme song play as I walk to places
*Have happy dance time between 10:00AM to 12:00PM
*Make my slave/servant/assistant/monkey bring me a hot beverage every afternoon but then I would give It to my fern to help it grow
*Make people who want to post nude pics on the internet were little kids can see it go to jail......naked
*Make bow ties illegal
*Get a pet Lion
*Name him fluff
*Get a real sword like the kids in dragon/greek/tron/spongebob books have
PEACE

later haters

OK I guess its time I made that blog/video/tweet/quack about haters and how I don't care and how I'm independent and I have way more followers( thanks mom:) ). But it is not true because I do care and It hurts my feelings. So all you haters/Connor/dad/MaKerz1108 I want you to know that I'm a sexy beast. And to you lovers/Friends/followers/Jedi's here is a picture.

I didn't say it made sense.

love is in the air:) acording to my caculations

Salutations fellow Americans (Canadians, Germans, etc.). Though I may not seem like it I am very mathy and scientificy. For example I see love completely differently about love then 99% of the people I know ( i didn't count my grandma who thinks I want to steal her pet hamster).
1: I don't like people, I find them interesting
2: I don't flirt, I set a foundation for a permanent relationship
3: I make all potential girlfriends fill out a quiz featuring a large span of topics
4: If they thought I was serious about the last post, they fail
5: If they like sweet potatoes they fail