OK guys you ready for some awesomeness? WHAT???????? YOU NO BELIEVE ME!!!!???!?! Oh well, I don't care.
1: A pet monkey that is potty trained
2: A years subscription to Muppet's magazine
3: A time machine so I could go slap your momma when she gave birth to you. BURN!
5: A french horn that when I play a note above B flat will make anyone listening fall asleep and dream about Elvis ( But now me, I'll dream about french toast)
4: your mom.........ANOTHER BURN!
6: A personal assistant
7: A pair of shoe that don't exist but I dreamed about them. They were (as the cool kids say) "pimping".
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