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Today I learned again that I am terrible at gift wrapping/dragon slaying. Maybe I should get lessons before my butt gets burned off ( that would be funny), as for the gift wrapping I'm paying some lady to do it next year (not being sexiest, just its always old Lady's). On the bright side I'm a major in Halo. AWESOME.

Christmas list time! Boo Yaa!

OK guys you ready for some awesomeness? WHAT???????? YOU NO BELIEVE ME!!!!???!?! Oh well, I don't care.
1: A pet monkey that is potty trained
2: A years subscription to Muppet's magazine
3: A time machine so I could go slap your momma when she gave birth to you. BURN!
5: A french horn that when I play a note above B flat will make anyone listening fall asleep and dream about Elvis ( But now me, I'll dream about french toast)
4: your mom.........ANOTHER BURN!
6: A personal assistant
7: A pair of shoe that don't exist but I dreamed about them. They were (as the cool kids say) "pimping".

mug shots of eggnog..........JK just mugshots

Ok today we are going to play a game Ill post a mugshot and we are going to guess why they got arrested

Threatening a boy named Peter to give him Tinker Bell

Harassing little girls

I have no idea what he got arrested for, but I think he got arrested while he was shaving in the bus station restroom

Telling people he is the Silver Surfer

Let me know your guesses in the comments

Or else.....

christmas carrols........ GANSTA STYLEZ

OK here I go.......to see the wizard. Anyone else notice Christmas Carols are becoming more and more poppy/modern/irritating,  Like the other day I heard the Heat Miser theme song transformed into a screamo. Hey...is that a scarecrow. Can we not keep a good Christmas Carol the was It was meant to be????oh no that's the witch. But on the bright side we are only NINE DAYS AWAY FROM CHRISTMAS. On the ninth day of Christmas my love interest gave to me, nine singers being stupid

P.I.G (pics I googled)

Here today I am going to show you pics that I goolgled for because I am to lazy to write a post

So true

It begins.......

This is for you Ms.Alex

Guess who cried at the end of toy story

(hint: its not the dog)

MaKers123

Makenzie who is this?
She posted about me?
She is my buddy....sorta:)
we goof.we play.we dance
we TWIRL
we goooooood friends
She no hater



Haha, check her out she is all new to it but watever we still love her
makerz123.blogspot.com

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OK I am bored so I made a list of things I would do if I was president.
*Have chocolate fountains in schools instead of water fountains
*Call a press conference just to show america cute cat videos
*have the Iron Man theme song play as I walk to places
*Have happy dance time between 10:00AM to 12:00PM
*Make my slave/servant/assistant/monkey bring me a hot beverage every afternoon but then I would give It to my fern to help it grow
*Make people who want to post nude pics on the internet were little kids can see it go to jail......naked
*Make bow ties illegal
*Get a pet Lion
*Name him fluff
*Get a real sword like the kids in dragon/greek/tron/spongebob books have
PEACE