ching ching

well its that magical time of year again. MY BIRTHDAY! JK not really it is Jesus's birthday though ( even though he was born in the summer ). You know who that is right? No he is not the guy from the X Factor. He is in the number one best selling book in the history of forever/reverof. Well he was born and a bright light appeared in the sky/yks and some keepers of sheep went and worshiped him when he was a baby. If someone worshiped me when I was a baby I would think I was the big cheese. But he was like humble and stuff. I still don't know how he did it.

P.I.G political

BTW ( Butt trucks win) please don't be offended anyone. I just thought they were funny

so close!

That's the best thing he has done in his term

He went to first grade with your mom. BURN!

I hope my neighbors see this

dance time

 Many of you do not unknow that I am gamer/tool and play the xbox/gameboy and Im terrible. No really I stink at video games. I wish I was better........at gift wrapping. But I want to get Battle Field 3. My friend said it was legit, and I belived him. WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TOOL!!!!?? Not me. WHY ARE I YELLING? AM I YELLING IN YOUR HEAD?! This blog is pointless.

Sand castlelist

Well last night a girl/chick/egg told me to make a bucket list.....so I did. For those of you who dont know what that is ( like me ) Its a list of stuff to do before you die.  So I got bored and posted mine.
~eat a whole pizza in one sitting
~do serious parkour
~trade pants with a guy at a summer camp/day camp
~get a six pack....of doughnuts
~be taller than my sister
~slow dance
~time travel (to the furture not the past, so I dont create a paradox)
~take up space
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~have a baby and name him squshy
~ go green
~go bold
~make high school all region band
~pass clown college
~get super powers
~forget to make last one
~<ºj))))>< (its a fish)
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sneeze*

Today I learned again that I am terrible at gift wrapping/dragon slaying. Maybe I should get lessons before my butt gets burned off ( that would be funny), as for the gift wrapping I'm paying some lady to do it next year (not being sexiest, just its always old Lady's). On the bright side I'm a major in Halo. AWESOME.

Christmas list time! Boo Yaa!

OK guys you ready for some awesomeness? WHAT???????? YOU NO BELIEVE ME!!!!???!?! Oh well, I don't care.
1: A pet monkey that is potty trained
2: A years subscription to Muppet's magazine
3: A time machine so I could go slap your momma when she gave birth to you. BURN!
5: A french horn that when I play a note above B flat will make anyone listening fall asleep and dream about Elvis ( But now me, I'll dream about french toast)
4: your mom.........ANOTHER BURN!
6: A personal assistant
7: A pair of shoe that don't exist but I dreamed about them. They were (as the cool kids say) "pimping".

mug shots of eggnog..........JK just mugshots

Ok today we are going to play a game Ill post a mugshot and we are going to guess why they got arrested

Threatening a boy named Peter to give him Tinker Bell

Harassing little girls

I have no idea what he got arrested for, but I think he got arrested while he was shaving in the bus station restroom

Telling people he is the Silver Surfer

Let me know your guesses in the comments

Or else.....